How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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