- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

A man buys a prius

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

H o m o comes out as homo

split your ass cheek

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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