- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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