- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How would you rule?

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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