- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Your future.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Wanker

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Poop.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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