Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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I killed someone today. :D

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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nipple

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Black people

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Anti Joke

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