What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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YES! EXACTLY!

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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kesha is a virgin.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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