- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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