1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Poop!!

Carrot fingers

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

GONNA

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