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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

A Sloth runs...

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

look under under where under under where. under the couch

women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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