Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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