- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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