http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Top Gear USA

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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America

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