what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Penis-biter

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Justin Beiber

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split your ass cheek

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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