What happened to your hamster? It died.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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