- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what do u call a black person by his name

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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