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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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