- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

what do u call a black person by his name

why is my phone broken i dropped it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

That's what SHE said!

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