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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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