what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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