What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Penis-biter

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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womens rights

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Amazing

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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split your ass cheek

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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