- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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