yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

"Knock knock." "No."

elen degeneres is straight....

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Harry Chappell raped someone

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Guess what? I like trains.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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