Moo! I'm a goat!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Religion.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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