Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What color is red paint? Red

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

elen degeneres is straight....

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

"Knock knock." "No."

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Harry Chappell raped someone

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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