- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Poop!!

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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