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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Of course, first door on your left

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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