- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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