Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Yo mama's fat.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

hi joshua

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Anti Joke

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