- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

God. God.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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