- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

kaite is dumb that is true

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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