guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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SERIOUSLY EVERONE! I STRICTLY FORBID YOU TO GIVE MY COMMENT A GREEN THUMB! BECAUSE THEN I WOULD DIE A VIOLENT DEATH AND BURN IN THE FLAMES OF HELL! DO YOU HEAR ME! YEEEEAH, YOU BETTER GIVE ME A RED THUMB! YEAH! BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD NOT STAND THE THOUGHT OF MORE THAN ONE! GREEN THUMB! I WOULD JUST DIE AND YOU WOULD BE LEFT WITH THE GUILT! YEAH! PEOPLE WOULD HATE YOU! HATE! HATE! YOU AS THEIR HERO! I MEAN THEIR NERO... Same same... DIES! YES! Moral: CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED! YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO DIE, REPEAT AFTER ME: "I MUST GIVE NERO RED THUMBS, I MUST GIVE NERO RED THUMBS! I AM UNDER HIS CONTROL! I MUUUUST GIVE NERO RED THUMBS! YES DO MY BIDDING PEASANTS AND I SHALL SHALL BUILD THE FORTRESS OF SALTITUDE! ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GREEN THUMB! PUT IT DOWN AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! NO NOT UP, THE THUMB MUST BE DOWN! ...I am looking at you there... "YES YOU! NOT EVERYBODY ELSE! JUST YOU! YEEES I SEE YOU WAVING THAT NASTY GREEN THUMB OF YOURS! YEAH! SHAME ON YOU! WHAT WILL EVERYBODY ELSE BUT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT HUH? ...I will be silent now... But I am still watching, yeah! I am constantly here... ZzzzZzzz... AND AWAKE!... ..:SERIOUSLY! GREEN THUMB IS VERBOTEN! IT IS NAZI, IT IS HITLER! SHAME! SHAAME! Moral: Now, do you want my death by green thumb on your conscience? SHAAAAME! WHAT WILL THE COMMUNITY DO TO YOU! DO YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!? And next time on Dragonball DONTGIVEAFUCKING GREENTHUMBEVER Z! I shall be the one and only to give myself a green thumb, but remember... I am still watching... At you.... Now, I will stop talking... BUT RED THUMBS ONLY! *present* <<< Yes this is my constant presence.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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