Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

-knock knock! -doors open

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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