- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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