- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Yo mama's fat.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

hi joshua

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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