- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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