- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

( . Y . )

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??