- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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