- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Fat people

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Whats two plus two? Miles

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