- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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