- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

My parents have an open marriage.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

DEATH.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

what this: b a dead one of these: p

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

where's mom I killed her

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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