What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

good one jess !!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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