Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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how did the man die he didnt

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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PEANIS!

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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