Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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a man checks his mypsace

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Anti Joke

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