- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

1+2 = 6

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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