- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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