- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

There's a god, just kidding.

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