Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Justin Bieber

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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boo

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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