ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

anal seepage

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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