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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

your mom died.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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