- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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