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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

your mom died.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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