- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Michel Moor on a die...

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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