Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Amazing

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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