What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

I walk into a bar...

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

WHAT????

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Knock knock What?

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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