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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

My dad

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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