Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Ron Paul for President!

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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