Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Chuck Norris Dies.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Autism speaks but not really

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

An irish man walks out of a bar

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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