Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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women sports....

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Anti Joke

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