Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Women's Rights

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Safe sex MR

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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