What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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25

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Your face

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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