- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock What?

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

WHAT????

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

I walk into a bar...

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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