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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

out of your comfort zone

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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