Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Hey, Max!!

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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