Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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