What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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2 + 2 = fish

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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kcuf read it backwards

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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