- Anti Joke

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

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