What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

you and your family will die tonight

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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