- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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