why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Bacon is delcious.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Anti Joke

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