- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Women's rights.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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