Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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The Moon Landing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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