- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

all hail based mark

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

anal seepage

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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