whats good about poland... fukk all

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How many light bulbs? 1

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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