what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Tough crowd tonight...

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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