- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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